~VampireBrian

Here are just a FEW pet peeves on the Naruto fanbase and series.

1) Dumbass uberbitchboy more so than cannon Naruto.
2) Ultrapissweak that a stick figure can beat him Naruto.
3) Uber Kakashi/Sasuke/Sakura (Uber Piss weak Naruto.)
4 GAY Naruto (He's FUCKING Straight No Mpreg you
fucking sick cunts!)

5 Girl Naruto (He's BORN MALE and HETROSEXUAL!!)
6 YAOI! I LOATHE it when people make straight chars
gay because it's 'cute' How would you like for me to
introdouce my fucking ninjato sword to your genitals?

7) Sakura/Naruto She does NOT deserve having a guy
like Naruto hanging off her arm. DIE WUBB CHAN UBER
FANWHORE!

8) Sasuke/Anyone. He's a pissweak fucking emo bitchboy crying for a silver spoon of power. How bout a nice glass of shut the fuck up you gay cunt! You HAD a family whilst Naruto had NONE you pretentous fucking emo poser gay asshole. Grow the fuck up and be your own man not Iachi's or Orochimaru's puppet you sad cunt!

9) Kakashi Hakatate. A lazy bias Uuchia favoritist hypocryte that copies other jutsu because he's too fucking lazy to get his own powr he uses an intergrated eye that is NOT of his own bloodline for power... Perverted too boot. This tosser should die

10) Mizuki Sensei, well he did die but still I hate this Chunin what did he do to get a teaching position? Give Saroubi a blowjob or what?

11) Kohona Council Hmm persacuting and repeated assasination attempts on a barely born kid? If you like these guys and girls? I pity YOUR kid should he/she have a demon in them!

12) Kahoona in general. They tried to mass murder a barely born kid and the SON of their GREATEST Hokage! Real fucking inteligent villages arnt they. Fucktards and whores the lot of them.

13) Any parent that makes their just born child a Jinkurri(Demon Prison)
then ther surviving obne either abandon revile or mistrweat the child.

14) Hiashi Hyuuga(Cannon) he mistreated Hinata nuff said!
15) Kiba Inzuka Loud opinianated over inflated ego are just a few pet peeves I have with this guy he makes all guys LOOK bad, mostly thinks with his small dick!

16) Orochimaru Mitsuragi (Assdumed last name) Makes Michel Jackson and Lord Voldemort from Prisioner of Azkaban look decent normal non gay or faggoty people. Uber Faggot and Sick cunt that wants to be immortal and beautiful forever. Wants to ass rape Sasuke ass rapes Kabuto and well He's a traitor and quite simply he's a waste of life.

17 Gatou(Wave Arc) Pot bellied fucking mandate thats a fucking gutless coward. This chum,p makes Emo Sasugay look mild and fluffy! Uber coward!
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Girls/Women with Naruto
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1) Hinata Hyuuga. (Cannon) The only non fangirl bitch in all of the
village! Helps matters that she DOES love Naruto pity about her
being to shy and confidence issues.

2) Ayame Ichidaru (Ramen stand girl) Civillian girl that has the best chance with Naruto since she doesn't see him as Kyuubi.

3) Anko Mitsaragi Special Jonin Snake specialist. Hell if she can
get past her past as Orochimaru's student she DESERVES to be Naruto's I prefer her being Naruto's whore than Orochimarus
case closed!

4) Kin Tsukin Sound Kunochi. Herll sher's Orochi fags
loyal kunochi if Naruto can save her pretty fanny guess
that means that she's Naruto's pretty little peice of ass!

5) Kurenai Yuhi Stands to reason she is neutral in the whole thing hell she might even love him in secret since she got close being Hinata's Joniin Sensei. Only a braindead idiot would think Naruto is Kyuubi and she is NOT a fucking idiot! She is a gintenseu specialist/Mistress so that means she has to be rteal fucking SMART like Shikamaru!

6) Snow Country Princess. Naruto saved her life AND country nuff said!
7) Orochimaru Experiment Girl Sea Country. He saved her Nuff said.
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Girls/Women whom DON'T Deserve Naruto PERIOD!
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1)Sakura Haruno. Uber fangirl Bitch! VERY abuisive and whiny
weak as shit thick as hell supposedly smart bossy to a fault.
If it wasn't for Naruto getting Tsunade into Kahona as Godmaine Hokage? She would be dead as she DOESN'T Train just looks mooneyed at Sasuke nearly ALL the fucking time! (And this is just CANNON Sakura not her fangirls making her LOOK good!)

2) Ino. Yet another bossy Sasuke Fangirl , at least SHE isn't
as thick as two bricks and moved on after Sasugay betrated
Kohona. Still don't like her though timeskip Ino had nice
knockers but.

3) Tsunade! Hypocryte drunk gambling slut with big ass tits.
Granny 53 years old appears 23 god I hate her. She insults
her own fuicking linage and ALL the Hokages. Dumb ass bitch
with superstrength.

4) Ten-Ten Neji's little slutgirl in training nuff said.

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Boys that WOULD make interesting friends for Naruto
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1) Shino Amburne. He doesn't judge as he has BUGS crawling
through him. Then again he IS smart! Besides cannon Shino is
NOT either Gay Emo OR a big ass hypocryte. In terms of style
and finesse at handling himself? He's Naruto realms version
of Chuck Norris!

2) Choji Amakogi big boned jovial LOYAL kinda guy. I have
nothing bad to say about this charater he's a neutral like
Shino and Shika

3) Shikamaeru what can I say? Lazy ass shadow specialist
favorite word Medndosome(Troublesome). Would make a
good freind to Naruto and calm him down as well as teach
him strategy The Spock of Narutovertse as well as Einstein
(Even if Shino is more Vulcanlike )

4) Garra of the Sand. Simple Naruto helped him with
the Tankui demon Shakkadu. besides at least he
could Sand Coffin the couincil or Whoruno....

5) Rock Lee(Before Gai Corruptiomn) He's a decent guy..
but man hopefully he can knock sense into Naruto AND
himself two dumbassess are WORSE than Might Gai...
Nuff said

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Boys that should NEVER breed or be Naruto's frind OR Rival
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1)Sasuke Uuchia. He's a homo gay pussy bloodline bitch
that thinks he's god nuff said.

2)Neji Hyuuga , Hyuuga version of Sasuke but more bitchy
tried to KILL his cousin nuff said.(Also fate's bitchboy emo-drama)

3)Kiba Inzuka. Loud Obnoxious thinks he's gods gift to
women nearly never bathes and is seen to have FLEAS.
Tries to dry hump Hinatas every oppurtunity or his Jonin
sensei! Thinks he can get Naruto's so called girl
because he's 'cooler' than the 'dobe' nuff said.

4) Sai... I just hate this fuckwit.

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Men that WOULD make decent parent/Sensei to Naruto
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1) Irka Umino After thew scroll incvident he's pretty
much decent to Naruto. Nuff said.

2)Morino Ibiki. Naruto would learn a shitload of Torture
techniques and how to be a REAL ninja!

3) Zabuza of the 7 swordsmen. Pure badass motherfucker!
4) Male Kyuubi Potential to make Kohona suffer? Priceless!

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Men that should never breed OR raise/Train Naruto PERIOD!
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1) Jiyaria. He's fucking LAME! a Megaspervert and Just NO!
2) Orochimaru. NO NO NO NO NO PERIOD!
3) Kakashi Hakate. No just no we domnt need a gutter
bitchboy hypocryte. His Father made the right decision
pity Kakashit didn't!

4) Might Gai NO NO GAY NARUTO FATHER FIGURES PLEASE!
5) Anti-Naruto OC or people. Just NO!
6) Arashi Kazama(Cannon) I know he's Naruto's father but
look at the fucking piss poor job he did? FUCKTARD of
the ULTIMATE order and Yondmaine Hokage too boot.
What a dickhead!

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Women that would make good Sensei/Mom's incest parings
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1) Kurenai Yuhi Hot caring and a domanitrix when she
wants to be Ice cold bitch one moment(Dealing with
perves like Jiyara and Kakashit) Hot warm loving the
other in private

2) Yuago ANBU Hottie. She seemed impartial to Naruto
and wouldn't think him Kyuubi as it was fucking IMPOSSIBLE
for a yet to be born baby to kill her man.. Stands to reason really!

3) Hinata's Mom(AU) Hinata had to get her kindness SOMEWHERE....
4) Sasugay's mom. To piss sasugay off....
5) Kiba's Mom. Same reason ass Sasugays mom.

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That's asll I cvan think of at the moment.